This is not just any newspaper.
It is a signed, numbered (23/100), limited-edition copy of “Immanent in the Manifold City“, crafted by James Bridle with the generous assistance of Newspaper Club, Graphics category winner in the Design Museum’s Designs of the Year Awards.
I left it on the sofa while I went out to work.
When I came home I discovered that someone had used it like, well, any newspaper. For scribbling on.
Now I understand why tabloid sub-editors abhor white space.
Matt Edgar writes here 
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